just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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