I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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