So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Randomize
