can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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