I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
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When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
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I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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