can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
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