goodnight i made you a song goodbye
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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