He asked to "fluff my boner.."
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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