so that wasnt chicken after all
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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