Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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