If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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