He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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