brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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