The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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