The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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