I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
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I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
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He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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