I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
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so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
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I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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