I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
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if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
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it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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