All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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