So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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