I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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