Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Randomize
