New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
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Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
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It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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