I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
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