This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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