If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
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I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
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