Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I wish you could order shots online.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
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you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
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Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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