did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
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I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
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It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
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Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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