They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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