you guys were way drunker than both of me
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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