I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
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At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
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Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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