Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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