okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
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he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
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I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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