its not stalking. its research.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
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can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
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You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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