wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
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he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
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Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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