I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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