I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
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Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
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That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
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