we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
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i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
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My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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