I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
She needs sedatives and a leash
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
