Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
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im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
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1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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