How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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