My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
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She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
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And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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