I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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