I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
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Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
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You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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