I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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