The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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