I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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