People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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