David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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