pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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