So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
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My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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