Your tits are I can't wait for
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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