If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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