Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Ketchup is God's man juice
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
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