You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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